Safari, SLingo and Systems

 These stories are about what i do, so i reckoned i better drag my SL ass of a sun lounger and go do something.

My day started of very positive and i took myself out to a SL Safari Park. I packed myself a virtual picnic (with alcohol) and headed of for a day in the SLun. (Morning/Midday settings)
The Safari park didn't disappoint and i couldn't help cross my fingers in hope i would meet Joe Exotic there, but i didn't.

This place was great and of course the more i drank the better it was. I could close my eyes and imagine being on the plains of Africa.

 My excitement peaked when i found out i could rent a bike and cycle around the park......and surrounding rest areas. I'm so sorry to the people who i think were having intimate animated relations in the swimming pool. It was a mix of lag and vodka that caused me to accidentally ride my bike into your pool

It was the funniest moment of the day but alas, no pic cause i was too busy laughing.
The place was great and here is the LM.

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/St.%20Martin/177/170/23


Now this was the point when i should have not had another drink and just went to my bed. I could have done that, but id didn't..... I stole a bike and like E.T i rode of into the sunset.

I went to Cashino Gaming , lost a shoe? and got addicted to SLingo. I had forgotten how much i loved it and hated it at the same time.
I remembered playing Poker years ago in SL, before they banned it They called it 'a game of chance'. Poker is not a Game of chance
Apparently Slingo is a game of skill so its legal??? I have no idea how clicking a button while a random number generator works is skill?? I was given a note-card on how to play this 'Game of Skill' but like every other instruction manual in SL, i threw it into the wind. As i clicked away at the buttons I couldn't help think, 'this machines broken'.

As my day was coming to a close i found my shoe and headed over to Muddys to dance with some friends. Now whats the deal with the SL modern woman??
Out of the blue a woman just randomly IM'd me to tell me i looked all blotchy and she even sent me a pic!!!! I didn't know this person, she was a complete stranger!!! What type of weirdo does this? She was apparently being helpful!!!! Would you do this is real life, just walk across a dance floor and tell someone they looked weird? No, ya wouldn't
Its rude, bitchy and the reason why i don't have many SL girlfriends.
I wasn't at all alarmed with my potential body issues, i knew what was wrong.
I had already sorted this problem with a friend a week previously. He had assumed there was something wrong with my alpha layers or body blah, blah.
After an hour of attaching and detaching we realised there was nothing wrong with me and that my friend had to adjust his graphic settings to Ultra or Advanced.
I took great pleasure in telling this helpful 'do gooder' that if she adjusted her settings she would be able to stalk me, whoops, i mean see me, just fine.
If you're reading this I hope you are mortified and as a bitch you are one of the best have ever met in SL.
How dare you quiz me on what body or skin i had? SUCK IT UP, YOUR SYSTEM IS SHIT. I could have been nasty there ans the but i am trying to be good and behave myself.
My friends could see me just fine and i guess that's how its just meant to be.

I got bored still listen to her prattle on about graphics cards, settings blah, blah and i went home. She was still typing as i climbed in my sl bed and shut of the lights /me snores
Lots of love
Natalie xx