Wednesday 15 April 2020

Oh the places you can go -SL Paparazzi


Tp'ing around the grid on my own is my most favourite thing to do. Ive seen a lot of you out and about, and you say hi. Always say it with your fingers on the keyboard cause i rarely listen to chat. Im not shy id just rather listen to music. My music.

Im old school Sl. We didn’t really have chat back when i was a young thing. Back when dinosaurs roamed the grid. Think im joking, i have a full size prim T Rex in my inventory. Why? I like to drink on sl and shop.

When the voice chat thing came in we spent hours going, " can ya hear me? Can ya hear me now? Hello??? You there??."
I hate it. It has no place in my Second Life although i have a small group of beautiful friends who i do chat with,  cause they force me.

Ive shopped a lot this week. Shopping in sl is very different than years ago. There doesnt seem to be fashion shows, couture or annoying models, and i love it.
Or maybe there is and ive yet to discover a whole new level of shallow egomaniacs.

If you are having a fashion show, with sl models, you might get the urge to contact me to come write about and photograph them, like i did years ago Heres the deal. Please for the love of god, dont invite me. I hate all that stupid shit.

All the clothing  in sl is now very revealing.
While I’m known for my sometimes unruley, unladylike, unshockable behaviour, I’m still not getting used to seeing my arse hanging out the back of my dresses. Or having someone click the front of my dress and my tits falling out  Is this a thing now?

While we are talking about tits and arses, I think some of ya'll need an intervention. Love me or hate me for saying it, but someone has to. What’s the thing with the big giant arses a lot of you ladies seem to love? Now im not talking like a big booty and talking about really stupid ones. Some of them are so ridiculous they are going to need their own name tag soon. Yoir arses will need their own account ffs.

Moving on to Name Tags. Can someone help out a poor old sl woman? People say Hi and i don’t know what to call most of them . They have so many letters, symbols and emoji’s, I’m thinking were do i start here. The best name i have seen so far was Lo Exotic.

So if you see me out and about around the grid say hello and we can take a selfie, name tag included.

Lots of love
Natalie xx

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