TOP 36 MOST ANNOYING THINGS IN SL

I decided id go out and about around the events that were going on at the weekend and its a shame to say they were all shit. I have never seen so many ugly clubs or places in my SLife. Thing is, there are some really beautiful club/bars/places to hang out in and they are aesthetically gorgeous but they are empty. I don't get it. Look at this place, i mean why is it empty?

I think i entered someones property and something really bad happened here. If this is your SL house you are a psychopath. But a very creative one. We would be great friends.

 As i swooshed around the grid looking for a story, it made me realise the things i hated about SL, so i thought id compile a list. It was supposed to be the Top 20 but i got carried away. Here goes.

1. People who say 'woot woot' in clubs should be clubbed to death

2. Men who do /me grins. Stop. Its creepy as fuck.

3. Women who '/me looks at' guys in public, especially in clubs. Is that supposed to be the SL way of looking romantically across the dance floor??
Example - Suzie gazes at Sammy. Sammy loving gazes back at Suzie??
Wise up. Just IM each other in private.

4. Dance huds that make everyone dance the same. What are we doing here, Zumba?

5. Single dance huds that make you look like a drunk hooker, sprawling on the floor and doing the splits.

6. Blue drop down messages in stores that keep coming the entire time you are in the store.

7. Group invites were you have to pay to join!! Yeah like fuck

8. Bots who look like real avatars. Stop. I try to talk to these when I'm drunk.

9. People who offer a teleport with no explanation as soon as you log in.
No, the world and my SLife does not revolve around you, so sit down and behave yourself.

10.Rezday parties.

11.Saying Woot at a Rezday party.

12. People totally naked trying on demos in stores. Stop it. Get the demo and take it home to your house.

13. People running around in giant cat, bear, unicorn outfits etc - you are a very complex puzzle to me, but i don't have the time to find out what makes your brain tick and you don't have to tell me.

14. Profiles that say "Only God can judge me"
Nope, I am judging you now, dick bag.

15. People who IM you randomly to tell you that something is wrong with you body.
Ok, ok, so i lost my teeth and my mouth wont stay shut , i was drunk ill work it out later.

16. Sl voice chat "Can ya hear me?" "Hello can ya hear me now?"I hate talking. People realise I'm just as ridiculous in rl,  if not more.

17. SL Pregnancy bellies that talk - i haven't saw
any recently. Must have been a 2010 thing

18. Sl Kids - adults who pretend to be kids need a good slap

19. Gor Role players who have never read a book and don't know who John Norman is.

20. Sl fashion shows - yawn

21. SL Art Galleries. Seriously, stop paying to have your gallery to come up in the classified. It comes up between Cum Dumsters and Cashino Slingo.

21. People who have numbers in their name

22. Gov Linden houses :(

23. Hitting detach all by mistake

24. Hooker shoes

25. Women and Men who assume having a dance means you're a couple!!!

26. Men who IM other women on SL dates and vice versa.

27. Having how many days you have been on sl on the Profile and imagining how many Lindens you have spent.

28. SLingo rules and 'How to Play' Note Cards. They make no sense at all.

29. Phil Linden never responding to my partnering requests

30.People who complain they can only be in 25 groups. If you need to be in more then you need to log of.

31. Places and people who put up yellow ban lines around their places so we cant see in. It just makes me more nosy about what your doing and ill just cam in and see what you're up to

32. Stores and clubs that ask if they can use your profile for their store greeting board. Firstly, no you cant. Secondly, why?

33. Dresses that people can click on to make your tits fall out

34. Fat packs- why do i want the same dress in 10 different colours?

35. Mesh everything. It was so much easier the old way and if mesh is so 2020 and everyone looks amazing why cant we have nice places to match.

36. Lastly, the people who take everything so seriously. I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything i say seriously, then you’re stupid.

Lots of love
Natalie xx