During my travels i am starting to chat with people who do other things, but i think its also time to point out how often i attract the crazies of the grid.
On Saturday I muted my first crazy person since I've been back. I never usually mute people cause i like to drag out the ridiculousness of a bad conversation, for comedy. Or if its a fight/argument, i will always have to have the last word and ill be muted first.
It all started with me having a quiet coffee and skimming through the job classifieds. Then I went out to some of the places that were advertising jobs.
I thought id give pole dancing a go, so i i went out to get a job as a dancer, how hard could it be?
Application forms??? Voice chat?? Sex Cams??DNA?? Hmmm, fuck, that's too much hassle, I just wanna dance on a pole.
While visiting one of these fine establishments, i received an IM from a guy who's chat up line immediately started with him telling me he had an illness/disability in rl. This is always a sign that things are going to get dirty or to make up for the weirdness that was to follow or make me feel sorry for him.
He got down to business very quickly and asked me if i would like to play with my real life feet for him?? He also wanted to know how flexible i was,ya know, to see if i could put my foot in my 'Hoo Haa' for him !! All I could think about was being a worker in the place he was in AND he had 'no payment info on file'??? How was he paying these women for this shit? Was he using his supposed disability to get off for free?? Probably. I couldn't be arsed messing with him and hit mute. While i'm on the subject and if he is reading this, i don't care if your head is hanging of or what illness you have, don't ask me to get you off and if i was, I wouldn't be doing it free. I don't think being an SLex worker is the job for me. I would get fired in minutes.
Most of the time doing normal stuff in SL turns out not to be so normal. I went out shopping with a friend. Sex Gen furniture shopping./ME ROLLS EYES (Not for my house) Suppose you kinda need a good friend with you when shopping for Sex furniture. I was shocked that the store was nicely laid out and wasn't tacky but i was a bit sad there wasn't a naked noob chasing everyone with a prim dick like years ago. Anyone remember those crazies?
Anyway, The store was empty, so i happily offered to help try out the various beds and stuff on sale, fully dressed, of course. I have no idea what he gets up to in his spare time. Everything seemed very innocent looking. In the old days you just knew when something was Sex related. I cant explain it but you just knew.
Its Second Life and if you don't nearly pee yourself laughing at something every time you log in, you are missing out. I completely lost it and nearly died laughing when i saw this shop sold Sex Curtains.
So there i was playing with a set of sex curtains wondering, what the actual fuck? Would some guy ever get me near his sex curtains? Would he say, "would you like a go on my Sex Curtains?"
Who the fuck actually has sex on or beside the curtains??
They had pretty much sex everything. Sex washing machines, sex ironing boards etc I left him shopping and had to log into rl, i think he bought one of everything but not the sex curtains but probably only cause his Man Cave has no windows.
Lots of love
Natalie xx
Sex curtains? That's like dogging for lazy folk who can't be bothered to drive to the nearest lay-by!
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